Canada

To: U.S. Congress
We the citizens of the United States of America are appalled and shocked at
actions of the citizens of Canada.

Wear as the Canadians have repeatedly booed the American National Anthem at
sporting events in Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal and government officials
have repeatedly insulted the great President of the United States and
impugned the integrity of the of its people.

We therefore call upon the citizens of the United States to stand up and
express righteous indignity by boycotting ALL Canadian goods and services
both domestic and abroad. Items and services to be boycotted shall include
but not be limited to Canadian bacon, Canadian "black diamond" cheddar
cheese, Canadian club or any other foodstuffs or beverages produced in the
ingrate Canadian provinces. Other items include, Canadian strippers,
proshostinghostinghostingutes, any Canadian woman loosely referred to as a "dancer or
Actress".... Any Canadian recording artist such as Heart, Anne Murray,
Gordon Lightfoot, Cory Hart the guess who, The Lovin' spoonful, the Bachman
Turner Overdrive.....and.....I think there's one more! Furthermore, we the
undersigned proud citizens of the united states do hereby avow to destroy
all existing copies in both film and video transcription of "40 short films
about Glenn Gould" to boycott all Canadian tobacco products, to never speak
French or the hostinghostinghostinghostinghostinghostinghostingization of the French language known as "French"
Canadian, to never again engage in the practice known as French kissing,
practiced in Montreal, opting in lieu to practice good ole American butt
slapping ......

So let it be said, so let it be done.

Signed,

The Citizens of the Untied States of America.

"Boycott Canada" < in message
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| To: U.S. Congress
| We the citizens of the United States of America are appalled and shocked at
| actions of the citizens of Canada.
|
| Wear as the Canadians have repeatedly booed the American National Anthem

Whereas, the word is whereas, you don't wear it on your as.

Boycott Canada wrote: Please! Boycott us Soon!

It may just mean the the end of the economic rape you've been performing
on this country for decades. Free trade has been nothing but a way for
multinationals to avoid paying tax and only works when it's to the
benefit of the Americans.

It's the American Lumber companies that get the wood for next to nothing
and then complain when their American head office can't receive
shipments of these bargain basement priced trees. We've been subsidizing
your sorry hostinghostinghostinges for years and I'd just rather keep the trees here.

The beef industry is another joke. Two of the largest food processors
are American owned. They complain the loudest when exports are closed to
the States.

Your oil and natural gas imports should be boycotted immediately. The
American owned companies get the stuff for next to nothing, as it's
based on the 'Crown Land' theory of ownership. In other words, it's
subsidized! Stop the flow NOW!

Look, make it easy on yourselves. Don't let ANYTHING across the border.
Tourist are just a pain anyway. Florida will never miss the billions
spent there on real estate.

I'll be glad to help..just let me know. I'd like to see the border
closed to all exports to you. This cause will help us BOTH achieve our
goals.


!!!!!BOYCOTT CANADA NOW!!!!!

mike II

AlmostBob wrote: They started with a Grammar boycott...




mike

Mack, I have NEWS for you. You are not representing the Citizen of the
U.S.A.

"Boycott Canada" < in message
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"Cornelius" < in message
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Cornelius wrote:
Please..don't discourage him. Many of the Canadians *want* the border
closed!

It's colder here than in the States and at the rate our Natural Gas and
oil is being pumped out of here by American owned multinationals, we
won't have any left for our OWN use. We need these resources to survive
in this climate.

When the resources are all gone will Washington resettle us in Texas?
California? Florida? I really don't think so. With their track record,
we'd probably get smallpox infected blankets instead.


********BOYCOTT CANADA**********





mike

"m II" < in message
news:vmZjc.42124$ Tell you what... Most of the US would give California and most of the North
East to Canada in a second. But we know even Canadians aren't dumb enough to
take em'

Boycott Canada wrote:
Ok. Close the border to ALL Canadian imports AND you keep all your
States, Politicians and Hollywood weirdos. That's my final offer.


***************BOYCOTT CANADA****************



mike

"m II" < in message
news:HKZjc.28520$ North enough to Be careful what you threaten to-day. You may just have to swallow those
words tomorrow -- dry.

All the nice clean, clear water that Canada is bathed in will be looking
awful good to the US in a few more years of continued pollution and
mis-management of your rapidly diminishing water supply.