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Does your child need a good old fashioned spanking?

I am a certified professional spanker. For a small fee, I will spank
your child. This will releive you, the parent, from looking like a
mean person. Let me be the "mean person" in your childs life.

Give me a call, specific conditions and fees will be discussed.
I will spank any child anywhere in North America, however, you will be
required to pay for all airfare and travel costs if you are out of my
area.

We are also available to spank adults under certain conditions.
Prices are slightly higher for adult spankings.

Spanking is a great way to solve many unwanted issues with your child.
We guarantee we will not abuse or harm any child, just spank the
living **** out of their butt !!!

Call 1-800-SPANKME








(notice, this is just a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously)

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How much do you charge for spanking politicians and telemarketers?

SPANKME@my_butt.com wrote:

> Does your child need a good old fashioned spanking?
>
> I am a certified professional spanker. For a small fee, I will spank
> your child. This will releive you, the parent, from looking like a
> mean person. Let me be the "mean person" in your childs life.
>
> Give me a call, specific conditions and fees will be discussed.
> I will spank any child anywhere in North America, however, you will be
> required to pay for all airfare and travel costs if you are out of my
> area.
>
> We are also available to spank adults under certain conditions.
> Prices are slightly higher for adult spankings.
>
> Spanking is a great way to solve many unwanted issues with your child.
> We guarantee we will not abuse or harm any child, just spank the
> living **** out of their butt !!!
>
> Call 1-800-SPANKME
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> (notice, this is just a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously)
>