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Who Am I ?

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury..

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but
I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-
month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
than any other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
Security" (only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run & hide when the US came under attack,
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not
available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.


GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House,
Washington, DC

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Ray
Mind over matter, if you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
(Confucius)

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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 08:53:45 -0600, Ray <rvlc@wohooo.net> wrote:

>Who Am I ?
>

I don't who the hell you are Ray. I suspect you're an old lady about 77
with an ingrown *****, green toenails and a big wart on her nose.

Sorta like Old Salt without quite as much facial hair.

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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 08:53:45 -0600, Ray <rvlc@wohooo.net> wrote:

>I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
>military occupation of a sovereign nation...

FDR?

>I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

You got my vote!

>I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

It just keeps getting better and better........
--
"I am alone: all drowns in the Pharisees' hypocrisy". - Boris Pasternak

My "From" address is munged - c**** "Reply To" to respond via email.

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"Ray" <rvlc@wohooo.net> wrote in message
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> Who Am I ?

You are a person who blames the events initiated and executed by others on a
scapegoat, a scapegoat you created because he has a different political
philosophy than you.


--
Hooda Gest
"In a New York minute, everything can change..."

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"Ray" <rvlc@wohooo.net> wrote in message
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> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
> history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
> Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

My, you are the gullible one, Ray. The picture circulating to "prove this is
faked.
http://aztlan.net/oiltanker.htm
to beat, but I did it!!).


> I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
> remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

This makes it sound like Bush wanted the U.S. removed from this commission.
He didn't. However, he recognized the UN's right to vote as it pleased.

http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/UN-Removes-US.htm

> I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

The United Nations would probably strongly disagree with that statement.

> I am the first president to run & hide when the US came under attack,
> then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One

First, the President's security force drills and drills and drills some more
to protect him in the event of an attack. Did you really think the
President should have immediately flown back to Washington D.C while the
situation was still volatile? Second, the United States was devastated
enough on Sept. 11th. To throw us in further disarray by having our
President killed would have been giving Osama Bin Laden exactly what he
wanted. Instead, the President's security force did exactly what they were
trained and trained and trained some more to do... protect the President of
the United States so that your system of government is preserved in time of
national crisis.

It took me about 7 minutes to debunk just three of these items.

They are fun for the anti-Bush to peddle around to continue to stir the pot,
but they have little basis in real facts or truth. Throw in 10% truth with
90% fabrication and some people will believe because it resembles truth.
Sad that so many are so gullible.


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Regards of the NW,
Kathy

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken
seriously". Hubert Humphrey






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Regards of the NW,
Kathy

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken
seriously". Hubert Humphrey

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In news:ei6aqvsa5dmkih9k0i7qnf93cpulhq8u5v@4ax.com,
Ray posted:
> Who Am I ?
>
> I attacked
<snip>

.... and I am trying to save your sorry rear end from a bunch of
fanatics who are trying to wipe you and everyone of your neighbors
offa the face of the earth. So if you ungrateful sob's had enuf
intelligence to get your priorities straight, you'd get down on your
knees and kiss my ... in gratitude.
Luv ya,
Dubya

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"Ray" <rvlc@wohooo.net> wrote in message
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> Who Am I ?

Someone who has hit the ground running ...... in the wrong direction.

Nick
<g>

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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 15:23:36 GMT no one of any importance going
by the name of, WaIIy said about, "Re: Who Am I ?",

>I don't who the hell you are Ray.

What's the matter Wally the truth about Bush hurts?
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Politically Incorrect and proud of it.
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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 16:05:53 GMT no one of any importance going
by the name of, Kathryn Simpson said about, "Re: Who Am I ?",

>My, you are the gullible one, Ray. The picture circulating to "prove this is
>faked.
>http://aztlan.net/oiltanker.htm

Well where is the URL to show that it's fake?
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Notice: Spelling mistakes left in for people who need to correct others to make their life fulfilled.
Politically Incorrect and proud of it.
I block all posts from WebTV with a filter, they make AOL look like MIT's computing dept.
My Mail Server is Protected by SPAMKILLER

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"Ray" <rvlc@wohooo.net> wrote in message
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> >It took me about 7 minutes to debunk just three of these items.
>
> Then you stopped as you couldn't find any more spin. LOL

If the three that I picked to research (relatively randomly) are lies, then
the probability is high that most, if not all, of the rest is a bunch of
lies too. Personally, I don't see the humor in the lying. Heavens, ya'll
have enough ammunition with his speaking faux pas. Why the need to make
stuff up too? :=o


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Regards of the NW,
Kathy

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken
seriously". Hubert Humphrey