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Old 06-17-2004   #11
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Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!

Mich


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> http://www.realdoll.com/
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Old 06-17-2004   #12
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Vesna wrote:
> "CJ Llewellyn" <satest@tmslifeline.com> u comp.lang.php:
>>> I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie
>>> girls out there between 18 and 25 years old? I'm kinda looking for
>>> a techie girl friend.

>>
>> You can have mine for a tenner

>
> LOL! Good one!
>
> techie girl from Croatia (25+3)! ;-)


A kaj ti je ovo +3? Beba?

Berislav

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Groucho, Chico, and Harpo, then Usenet is Zeppo.


 
Old 06-17-2004   #13
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In message <carf2c$1c2$1@news.cistron.nl>, michel <no@spam.please>
writes
>Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!


So do most women....

And if they can Hoover, dust & do the washing up as well....

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Old 06-17-2004   #14
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In message <dStC+WAc5U0AFw5r@[127.0.0.1]>, Five Cats
<cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> writes
>In message <carf2c$1c2$1@news.cistron.nl>, michel <no@spam.please>
>writes
>>Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!

>
>So do most women....
>
>And if they can Hoover, dust & do the washing up as well....


Forgot to mention that for chaps that can do DIY (e.g. finish the job in
a reasonable amount of time, do it well & clear up afterwards) *and* are
an empathetic and fantastic lover - the world is their oyster....
Probably if they are gay as well.... ;-)
>


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Old 06-17-2004   #15
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Then use a Commodore 64 (C64).....

Nick Mudge wrote:

> Bruno Desthuilliers wrote:
>
>
>>Nick Mudge wrote:
>>
>>>Hi
>>>
>>>I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie girls out
>>>there between 18 and 25 years old? I'm kinda looking for a techie girl
>>>friend.
>>>
>>>Nick

>>
>>Take your computer, dress it in a nice mini-skirt and whatnot, and
>>you're done.

>
>
> Yea, but my computer is only a year old and I don't date minors.
>
> I like the mini-skirt idea though.
>
> Nick

 
Old 06-17-2004   #16
..wxr..r..
 
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On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 08:51:29 +0200, michel hath writ:

> Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!
>
> Mich


We seriously doubt that you wear ironed shirts... :-)
 
Old 06-17-2004   #17
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drwxr-xr-x wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 08:51:29 +0200, michel hath writ:
>
>>Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!

>
> We seriously doubt that you wear ironed shirts... :-)


....however, we do believe you wear cooked ones.

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Old 06-17-2004   #18
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In message <slrncd3haj.313c.bit-bucket@walnut.config.com>, drwxr-xr-x
<bit-bucket@config.com> writes
>On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 08:51:29 +0200, michel hath writ:
>
>> Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!
>>
>> Mich

>
>We seriously doubt that you wear ironed shirts... :-)


That's why he want's one that will iron them for him...

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Email to: cats_spam at uk2 dot net
 
Old 06-17-2004   #19
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"Berislav Lopac" <berislav.lopac@dimedia.hr> u comp.lang.php:
>Vesna wrote:
>> "CJ Llewellyn" <satest@tmslifeline.com> u comp.lang.php:
>>>> I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie
>>>> girls out there between 18 and 25 years old? I'm kinda looking for
>>>> a techie girl friend.
>>>
>>> You can have mine for a tenner

>>
>> LOL! Good one!
>>
>> techie girl from Croatia (25+3)! ;-)

>
>A kaj ti je ovo +3? Beba?


I don't speak kroatią ;-)
25+3=28 :-) He asked for 25 :-)

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www.forum.moljac.hr
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Old 06-18-2004   #20
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"Five Cats" <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message
news:dStC+WAc5U0AFw5r@[127.0.0.1]...
> In message <carf2c$1c2$1@news.cistron.nl>, michel <no@spam.please>
> writes
> >Wow..... I want one of those that can cook and iron my shirts!

>
> So do most women....
>
> And if they can Hoover, dust & do the washing up as well....
>
> --
> Five Cats
> Email to: cats_spam at uk2 dot net


Where are the "Open Source" women?--that's my question. You know, the ones
that we can use freely and--should the need arises--change to fit our needs?


 

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