Various Topics on PHP

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Nick Mudge wrote:

> Hi
>
> I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie girls out
> there between 18 and 25 years old?Â*Â*I'mÂ*kindaÂ*lookingÂ*forÂ*aÂ*techieÂ*girl
> friend.
>
> Nick

I was serious with my original posting. You guys are off laughing and
joking.

Five Cats, you sound like a girl. How old are you and where are you from?

Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css absolute
mean? And are you on the table or not?

P.S.

This is also a flame on most of you for being off topic for this news
thread. It's about finding techie girls or open source girls or whatever.

Nick

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In message <pF1Bc.81111$Sw.3012@attbi_s51>, Nick Mudge
<mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>Nick Mudge wrote:
>
>> Hi
>>
>> I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie girls out
>> there between 18 and 25 years
>>old?**I'm*kinda*looking*for*a*techie*girl
>> friend.
>>
>> Nick
>
>I was serious with my original posting. You guys are off laughing and
>joking.

But we are *not* flaming you - be thankful for small mercies!
>
>Five Cats, you sound like a girl. How old are you and where are you from?

Far to old for you and in Scotland - and whilst sunset was 30-odd
minutes ago (22:01 GMT) we are having a cold snap and the heating is ON
here! The cats are worshipping the radiators!

>
>Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css absolute
>mean? And are you on the table or not?

The mind boggles....


>
>P.S.
>
>This is also a flame on most of you for being off topic for this news
>thread. It's about finding techie girls or open source girls or whatever.
>
>Nick

The puzzle - is - why a techie girl? Wouldn't you rather be having some
good down-to-earth fun walking on the beach, playing in the surf,
climbing a mountain, enjoying the setting sun, a shared cup of chocolate
in front of an open fire with Rachmaninov on the CD kind of fun (well
it's romantic in the UK because of the film 'Brief Encounter' - see
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037558/ - it's a very British film),
dancing a smoochy dance to soul music kind of fun, instead of the poking
inside a computer and/or code kind of fun? Why not a bright girl who is
educated and fun to be with?

It's true - youth is wasted on the young!

--
Five Cats
Email to: cats_spam at uk2 dot net

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Five Cats wrote:

> In message <pF1Bc.81111$Sw.3012@attbi_s51>, Nick Mudge
> <mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>>Nick Mudge wrote:
>>
>>> Hi
>>>
>>> I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie girls
>>> out there between 18 and 25 years
>>>old?Â*Â*I'mÂ*kindaÂ*lookingÂ*forÂ*aÂ*techieÂ*gi rl
>>> friend.
>>>
>>> Nick
>>
>>I was serious with my original posting. You guys are off laughing and
>>joking.
>
> But we are *not* flaming you - be thankful for small mercies!
>>
>>Five Cats, you sound like a girl. How old are you and where are you from?
>
> Far to old for you and in Scotland - and whilst sunset was 30-odd
> minutes ago (22:01 GMT) we are having a cold snap and the heating is ON
> here! The cats are worshipping the radiators!
>
>>
>>Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css
>>absolute mean? And are you on the table or not?
>
> The mind boggles....
>
>
>>
>>P.S.
>>
>>This is also a flame on most of you for being off topic for this news
>>thread. It's about finding techie girls or open source girls or whatever.
>>
>>Nick
>
> The puzzle - is - why a techie girl? Wouldn't you rather be having some
> good down-to-earth fun walking on the beach, playing in the surf,
> climbing a mountain, enjoying the setting sun, a shared cup of chocolate
> in front of an open fire with Rachmaninov on the CD kind of fun (well
> it's romantic in the UK because of the film 'Brief Encounter' - see
> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037558/ - it's a very British film),
> dancing a smoochy dance to soul music kind of fun, instead of the poking
> inside a computer and/or code kind of fun? Why not a bright girl who is
> educated and fun to be with?
>
> It's true - youth is wasted on the young!
>

A bright girl who is educated and fun to be with would be good. I figured
though that I better ask for a techie girl in comp.lang.php since I figured
that's all I would possible find in here. As for those other fun things,
no. I'd rather be writing server side scripts for Web sites. I want to
build something big.

Nick

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"Nick Mudge" <mark1822@hotmail.com> wrote in message
newsF1Bc.81111$Sw.3012@attbi_s51...
> Nick Mudge wrote:
>
> > Hi
> >
> > I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but are there any techie girls
out
> > there between 18 and 25 years old? I'm kinda looking for a techie girl
> > friend.
> >
> > Nick
>
> I was serious with my original posting.

That's probably why you're posting to newsgroups to find a girlfriend, and
not actually snuggled up with one.

Ok, my excuse is that she's fast asleep and I've not had much chance to read
usenet today

Lighten up a little and learn to laugh. Nothing is ***ier than a smile

> Five Cats, you sound like a girl. How old are you and where are you from?
>
> Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css
absolute
> mean? And are you on the table or not?

I know exactly what she means :-)

> This is also a flame on most of you for being off topic for this news
> thread. It's about finding techie girls or open source girls or whatever.

Urm, this whole thread is OT for this newsgroup. Hope you're wearing
asbestos underwear

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"Vesna" <vesna.mackovic@sk.htnetOBRISI.hr> wrote in message
news:dif8d0llptp96mt8ctbegkfk5tkv74j39c@4ax.com...
> "CJ Llewellyn" <satest@tmslifeline.com> u comp.lang.php:
> >"Vesna" <vesna.mackovic@sk.htnetOBRISI.hr> wrote in message
> >news:ias5d0d81iptoh5f6b8lmmmi9sq0er9lei@4ax.com.. .
> >> >Hey, I'll take 28. What email address should I reach you with? or
should
> >we
> >> >just find out about each other in this newsgroup thread? You can see
a
> >> >picture of me at www.digital***istance.net/dude.htm.
> >>
> >> Who said I was on a table? :-)
> >
> >Well are you css absolute or relative positioned? ;-)
>
> Always relative, did you doubt? ;-)

<jamesbond actor="Sean Connery">
I never doubted it for a minute Mish Moneypenny.
</jamesbond>

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Five Cats wrote:

> In message <n9D8VVAiDb1AFwF$@[127.0.0.1]>, Five Cats
> <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> writes
>>In message <nI2Bc.119319$3x.69152@attbi_s54>, Nick Mudge
>><mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
> <snip>
>>
>>
>>>I want to
>>>build something big.
>>
>>That could be read in a number of ways....
>>
>
> OK - I'm following up my own post here. Some reflection suggests you
> want a colleague, not a girl friend, if building 'something big' (and I
> presume we are talking about computer software here...) is your aim...
>

Yea, I want some colleagues too, but I'd rather have a girl friend.

Nick

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In message <%zmBc.86185$Sw.81412@attbi_s51>, Nick Mudge
<mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>Five Cats wrote:
>
>> In message <n9D8VVAiDb1AFwF$@[127.0.0.1]>, Five Cats
>> <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> writes
>>>In message <nI2Bc.119319$3x.69152@attbi_s54>, Nick Mudge
>>><mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>> <snip>
>>>
>>>
>>>>I want to
>>>>build something big.
>>>
>>>That could be read in a number of ways....
>>>
>>
>> OK - I'm following up my own post here. Some reflection suggests you
>> want a colleague, not a girl friend, if building 'something big' (and I
>> presume we are talking about computer software here...) is your aim...
>>
>
>Yea, I want some colleagues too, but I'd rather have a girl friend.

you wrote:
> As for those other fun things,
>no. I'd rather be writing server side scripts for Web sites.

Sadly for you, women who are happy without 'those other fun things' and
who would 'rather be writing server side script' are like hens' teeth,
the pink ones, only a little rarer.

If you *really* want a girlfriend - cultivating enjoyment of some of
those other fun things *above* writing scripts would be a distinct
advantage....




--
Five Cats
Email to: cats_spam at uk2 dot net

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"Markus Ernst" <derernst@NO#SP#AMgmx.ch> u comp.lang.php:
>> Vesna
>> www.forum.moljac.hr
>
>I like your haircut :-)

Sorry, that doesn't do it for me :-)

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Vesna
www.forum.moljac.hr
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Five Cats <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> u comp.lang.php:
>Why not a bright girl who is
>educated and fun to be with?

Hey! Are you saying there is no educated, bright, fun to be with
techie girls?
I can get offended here, you cats!

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Vesna
www.forum.moljac.hr
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"CJ Llewellyn" <satest@tmslifeline.com> u comp.lang.php:
>> >Well are you css absolute or relative positioned? ;-)
>>
>> Always relative, did you doubt? ;-)
>
><jamesbond actor="Sean Connery">
>I never doubted it for a minute Mish Moneypenny.
></jamesbond>

<span style="eye: flapping eyelashes">
Oh, Mr. Bond, wheren't you all about doubting people?
</span>

P.S. Mish? Mish = croatian for mouse :-)


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Vesna
www.forum.moljac.hr
__________________________________________________ _______________
Diplomacy: Say nice doggie until you find a *BIG* stick.