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Old 06-20-2004   #41
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Nick Mudge <mark1822@hotmail.com> u comp.lang.php:
>Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css absolute
>mean? And are you on the table or not?


Wouldn't someone writing server-side scripts know a bit about
CSS's relative-positioning of objects?
Just figured out you are too untechie for me. And was really
heating up on those server-side thoughts! :-)

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Old 06-20-2004   #42
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"CJ Llewellyn" <satest@tmslifeline.com> u comp.lang.php:
>> Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css

>absolute
>> mean? And are you on the table or not?

>
>I know exactly what she means :-)


Well, here is a man (?) with imagination! :-)

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Old 06-21-2004   #43
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Vesna wrote:

> Nick Mudge <mark1822@hotmail.com> u comp.lang.php:
>>Vesna, what the hell does "i'm relative positioned" opposed to css
>>absolute mean? And are you on the table or not?

>
> Wouldn't someone writing server-side scripts know a bit about
> CSS's relative-positioning of objects?
> Just figured out you are too untechie for me. And was really
> heating up on those server-side thoughts! :-)
>


****, I was afraid of that. But I'm somewhat familiar with CCS ralative
positioning -- like using percentages and stuff as opposed to fixed px
positioning -- but I don't understand how that relates to you. Please
explain.

Nick
 
Old 06-21-2004   #44
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Five Cats wrote:

> In message <%zmBc.86185$Sw.81412@attbi_s51>, Nick Mudge
> <mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>>Five Cats wrote:
>>
>>> In message <n9D8VVAiDb1AFwF$@[127.0.0.1]>, Five Cats
>>> <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> writes
>>>>In message <nI2Bc.119319$3x.69152@attbi_s54>, Nick Mudge
>>>><mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I want to
>>>>>build something big.
>>>>
>>>>That could be read in a number of ways....
>>>>
>>>
>>> OK - I'm following up my own post here. Some reflection suggests you
>>> want a colleague, not a girl friend, if building 'something big' (and I
>>> presume we are talking about computer software here...) is your aim...
>>>

>>
>>Yea, I want some colleagues too, but I'd rather have a girl friend.

>
> you wrote:
>> As for those other fun things,
>>no. I'd rather be writing server side scripts for Web sites.

>
> Sadly for you, women who are happy without 'those other fun things' and
> who would 'rather be writing server side script' are like hens' teeth,
> the pink ones, only a little rarer.
>
> If you *really* want a girlfriend - cultivating enjoyment of some of
> those other fun things *above* writing scripts would be a distinct
> advantage....


hens teeth? I'm not a farmer. Please explain.

Nick

 
Old 06-21-2004   #45
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In message <z5oBc.124625$3x.59137@attbi_s54>, Nick Mudge
<mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>Five Cats wrote:
>
>> In message <%zmBc.86185$Sw.81412@attbi_s51>, Nick Mudge
>> <mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>>>Five Cats wrote:
>>>
>>>> In message <n9D8VVAiDb1AFwF$@[127.0.0.1]>, Five Cats
>>>> <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> writes
>>>>>In message <nI2Bc.119319$3x.69152@attbi_s54>, Nick Mudge
>>>>><mark1822@hotmail.com> writes
>>>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I want to
>>>>>>build something big.
>>>>>
>>>>>That could be read in a number of ways....
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> OK - I'm following up my own post here. Some reflection suggests you
>>>> want a colleague, not a girl friend, if building 'something big' (and I
>>>> presume we are talking about computer software here...) is your aim...
>>>>
>>>
>>>Yea, I want some colleagues too, but I'd rather have a girl friend.

>>
>> you wrote:
>>> As for those other fun things,
>>>no. I'd rather be writing server side scripts for Web sites.

>>
>> Sadly for you, women who are happy without 'those other fun things' and
>> who would 'rather be writing server side script' are like hens' teeth,
>> the pink ones, only a little rarer.
>>
>> If you *really* want a girlfriend - cultivating enjoyment of some of
>> those other fun things *above* writing scripts would be a distinct
>> advantage....

>
>hens teeth? I'm not a farmer. Please explain.
>
>Nick
>

Hens don't have teeth (let alone pink ones) so they are rare.

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Old 06-21-2004   #46
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In message <hf1cd09493d44iudbfgtfjoj1j3blqferc@4ax.com>, Vesna
<vesna.mackovic@sk.htnetOBRISI.hr> writes
>Five Cats <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> u comp.lang.php:
>>Why not a bright girl who is
>>educated and fun to be with?

>
>Hey! Are you saying there is no educated, bright, fun to be with
>techie girls?
>I can get offended here, you cats!


Not meaning to - but would you prefer writing scripts to all the other
things couples do?
>


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Old 06-21-2004   #47
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I noticed that Message-ID: <CBW1KsB24n1AFwiX@[127.0.0.1]> from Five Cats
contained the following:

>Not meaning to - but would you prefer writing scripts to all the other
>things couples do?


It's safer. :-}

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Old 06-21-2004   #48
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In message <fivcd0p007gv83d566hk5nvgggqu561url@4ax.com>, Geoff Berrow
<blthecat@ckdog.co.uk> writes
>I noticed that Message-ID: <CBW1KsB24n1AFwiX@[127.0.0.1]> from Five Cats
>contained the following:
>
>>Not meaning to - but would you prefer writing scripts to all the other
>>things couples do?

>
>It's safer. :-}


Sadder as well. I thought all the fun things I listed previously were
all pretty safe activities!
>


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Old 06-21-2004   #49
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"Vesna" <vesna.mackovic@sk.htnetOBRISI.hr> wrote in message
news:6i1cd01dg70dmrsa47c6q47m12d8m5qo46@4ax.com...
> "CJ Llewellyn" <satest@tmslifeline.com> u comp.lang.php:
> >> >Well are you css absolute or relative positioned? ;-)
> >>
> >> Always relative, did you doubt? ;-)

> >
> ><jamesbond actor="Sean Connery">
> >I never doubted it for a minute Mish Moneypenny.
> ></jamesbond>

>
> <span style="eye: flapping eyelashes">
> Oh, Mr. Bond, wheren't you all about doubting people?
> </span>


<p cl***="none">
Ere, drink this vodka martin then get in to bed
</p>


> P.S. Mish? Mish = croatian for mouse :-)


ROFL!! Mish is the way Sean mispronounces Miss. Still learn something new
everyday



 
Old 06-21-2004   #50
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"Five Cats" <cats_spam@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message
news:5vqbB$FEHo1AFw2F@[127.0.0.1]...
> In message <fivcd0p007gv83d566hk5nvgggqu561url@4ax.com>, Geoff Berrow
> <blthecat@ckdog.co.uk> writes
> >I noticed that Message-ID: <CBW1KsB24n1AFwiX@[127.0.0.1]> from Five Cats
> >contained the following:
> >
> >>Not meaning to - but would you prefer writing scripts to all the other
> >>things couples do?

> >
> >It's safer. :-}

>
> Sadder as well. I thought all the fun things I listed previously were
> all pretty safe activities!


Urm, those sorts of things lead me down the Merc dealership yesterday to buy
the misses a car :'(



 

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